Amanda's Quotebook

Alisha, I'm so glad you cried.

We'd be leaving for the house now.
I'm so much happier in the airport.

I didn't know what to do with her poop...I didn't know if they saved it.

A Cappella?
I guess so because you don't know the guitar.

I can't dominate the liquids like Amanda.

Alisha, are you going to pee on yourself?

We're going to clean up a bit.
We're going to do what with the alphabet?

Did I wake you up from praying.

I literally have ants in my pants.

You sound like a machine.
Don't call me a machine.
You sound like a dying cow.

Oh Fart!
I thought she was coaching herself.

Are you appropriate?

All I have to do is roll up my crotch.

You dominated that.

S: I saw a bunch of those Flomax commercials during Derby, so I finally know what it is.
K: Oh, you do? Nice, right?
R: So, is that an actual camp, or a fictitious one?
K: It's a drug.
R and S: What?