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It's a fibrous filter.
It's more like a net.

about filtering what she says

You're already in the club, you don't have to keep trying out.

to Amanda about the Bad Storytelling Club

I don't want to makeout in front of my parents.

Song of Solomon sermon

Nature called...I don't know what's so funny.

Ohh....since I want you to have fun.... you can have one NCMO seesion with a randome guy... any more than that then I'll get mad

to Amanda

You might want to talk about that.

to the Sonic attendant on getting his Dr. Pepper refill when someone else was already getting it

There was no one coming.
There's no one coming from the ditch - Shocker!

-Mark and Mike
on Mark not keeping his hands on the wheel and its effects

Do you want this? [points to self]
No!

Mark was offering his chair not himself

Hey, hey, woah, woah, woah!

when someone accidentally walked in on him using the bathroom

She sometimes gets PG-13 late at night.

Mookie just goes from one guy to the next.
She's like the village bicycle.

-Mark and Jeff
about Jeff's cat

My Jeff?...yeah, that's right.

Every time she says, 'don't touch me.' She really means, 'do it more.'
No means no, Mark.

-Mark and TVM

Does anyone want Ale8 bottles to decorate?
Not me.

-Mark and Jeff
Jeff is Mark's new roommate

Yeah, but that was 50 years ago.

on when Amanda's dad went to med school
 
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