Michael's Quotes
The smell of electrical destruction.
Got himself some poor man's lemonade.
water with lemons and sugar packets
'The Couch' has no soul.
on three people who sat on the couch
I'm already Lay-ing...you gotta admit it was funny.
If we admitted it was funny, we'd would have laughed.
The gift of involuntary celibacy.
After they were done, my feet felt like mashed potatoes.
on getting a foot massage in China
Androgynous aardvark.
build your own story
Apparently, I'm the discard pile.
on the reverse Apples to Apples game
Wink at her and put on the Michael Lay charm.
the plan to win the ladies
Eric Clapton...no, it's not.
trying to guess the artist
I had a roommate in college who had Beerrios.
Last time I touched a soldering iron, once again I lost a fingerprint.
Not to my knowledge...there were ants outside...we had a cat jump in our van once.
on whether he had animals growing up
I climb every mountain better than love in any language.
I like dancing when it's with girls.
vs. choreography