Amanda's Quotebook

Either somebody's barking or I hear a dog.

That didn't go over as well as I'd hoped.

It'd be kinda cool to be a rock star. I'm not gonna lie.

Why do I have to be an armadillo?

It wasn't that funny,m but you could have given me a courtesy laugh.

I'm this close to laughing.
If I laughed harder, would that help?
No, you might pee.

We learned to spell "chapel" in high school.
It took until high school?
He went to a public school.

25 more minutes of torture.

Were you?

Stay Away!

I don't consider myself cute.

For the record, Jack Bauer is not the same as Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is way more awesome.

Brrrrrp...when it comes, it comes.
That's what she said.

He's got to get his sea legs.
His trampoline legs.
Nice and easy.

You didn't want to hug your grandfather one last time?