Amanda's Quotebook

I would wear a dress downtown before I'd let someone put makeup on me.

I just think you should talk to the people you're with.
...as opposed to who you want to be with.

Go offer your skills.
I thought we were still talking about pregnancy.

There was no one coming.
There's no one coming from the ditch - Shocker!

The times I look like I dove for it, I fell.

I hope that doesn't make me Wickham.
No, that makes you Collins, duh.
My nicknames are getting progressively worse.

I wish I would have lint rolled myself.
I wish you would have taken a shower.

Mark doesn't fart when I poke him.
Mark doesn't has as sophisticated of a defense system as I do.

Do you want to hear about politics or boys?
Probably boys.

Yes, cause that's what every young 20 something needs.

One was made of water [the snowman].
And what about Mike?
I thought you were going to say and what about Harold.
No, Mike's made of gas.

Ok, but only if we can have our faces on the armadillo. You can put me on the a** end if you want.

I'd just like to make the distinction that we're sharing a pizza but we're not together.

Nobody is rubbing Mike's leg hair but Mike.

At least your not a shoulder laugher.
Shoulder laughers are...ok.