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Mike's Quotes #16-30:

You were picturing me without pants and laughing.

I'm already Lay-ing...you gotta admit it was funny.
If we admitted it was funny, we'd would have laughed.

She's dirrrty with 3 R's.
What is she? A pirate now?

on a famous singer

Glad you didn't run out of gas, starting a decade of gassy paranoia.

about car trouble

If I could dance, I would have been good at real sports and not just running.

You could get to Jess in 2 days.
No wonder your beard is not grown out.

-Mike and Brett
about a Gilmore girl marathon

I'm sitting at butt level.

Mark Free 2008.
Does that mean we can get rid of Speakman too?

I don't know if you're allowed to call me Mikey.

to Ross

Whatever gets it done quicker.

@#$% i am Toby

That won't help - it only heats one side at a time.
TVM needs a ring of fire.

-TVM and Mike

You should see me first thing in the morning.
Is that an invitation?

*Mike was talking to another girl. Amanda was not asking for herself :).

When we have the group hug, I want to stand between two girls.
I think the group picture was hug enough for most of us.

-Ross and Mike

No, no, this is not a good idea.

 
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