Amanda's Quotebook

No, no, this is not a good idea.

Amanda likes it when we talk about poop.
Yeah she does [insert snort].

Yeah, I'm paraplegic.
I don't think that means what you think it means.

I try to be nice, but people just kick me.

Brown paper bags were fine.

Nincompoop - that's a good word.
Only because it has the word poop in it.

If you could afford an automatic, you'd get a better car.

I'd be in pain and nobody would like me.

It takes Matt a good 1/2 mile to work everything out.

Why is your dad hitting on me?

The blurb was this big.

Just Michael's goods.

She's got the gangrene.

I forgot my permission slip, so I got stuck in chorus.

I'm not a turtle.