Mike's Quotes #46-60:
The only animal I get called is a jacka**.
Yeah, that's why I would never be a garbage woman.
There's plenty of Mike to go around.
It just occurred to me that I have a jumpsuit with my name on it.
But, Amanda practices what she preaches.
after Ronald told Amanda not to preach violence
You know what else is amazing...RAINBOWS.
*he just likes them
...and we realized that we had gone from a big fun, mixed group to 3 dudes sitting in a taco bell, so we left.
when the party is over
I don't know which way to scoot.
being the mammal of study
I'm not going to any gazebo with you.
to Andy
I'm not fun to be around after I've eaten peppers.
They're not old man's pants either...There are no pleats.
on Kohl's young men's section
Now I get to sit next to Brad.
I can hear you two from a table away.
about Hunter and Amanda
I have a hard time hearing everyone but you two.
about Amanda and Hunter
Hunter, did you wear underwear?
after the paparrazi photoshoot