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I'm just taking a walk.

Her face looked ancient. But her body looked like she had some work done.
WHAT!?! Her body didn't look like it had any work done.

We've been walking a lot. We need the sustenance.

on getting a 2nd dessert

It was good, but let's not get crazy.

on a lady who said everything in her store was "the best" [in NY or in the country or in the world]

He's a borderline...
...[whimpy]

on describing his friend

I sort of didn't have a choice because he was a freak show.

on ending a friendship

I didn't want to, but you never offered.

on paying for his girlfriend's dinners (before they started officially dating)
 
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