Amanda's Quotebook

It doesn't have to look this bad.

Some still have the cheese horns in them.

You're looking plumper.
...just like my pancakes.

You're going to another party with a smaller screen and less fun people.

It kinda smells like Garbage Burger.
Sorry.

When else are you going to read your credit card agreements.

I like how you're using Hurley's butt as a writing table.

Little Savannah
They call her Big Georgia behind her back.

My entire dinner consisted of nothing over 2 inches cubed.

Thank you for showing us your house. May it be warm and a house for all its days.

I think you've messed it up already.

There was lots of physical duct tape.

I'm a pretty easy laugh.
That's why there's about 2000 quotes on there.

Drown it like a mafia guy, hold it till it stops bubbling.

Microwaves are always faster than ovens.