Peter's Quotes
Nothing sets the mood like a kazoo.
soundtracks
I do not want a bulletted list right now!
about Word's autoformatting
You don't always need a 1,400 calorie meal
regarding Hardee's 1/2 lb. burgers
It doesn't have to look this bad.
on white balancing
Some still have the cheese horns in them.
on royalty free music
You're looking plumper.
...just like my pancakes.
what not to say to women
You're going to another party with a smaller screen and less fun people.
It kinda smells like Garbage Burger.
Sorry.
Peter got the Garbage Burger
When else are you going to read your credit card agreements.
bathroom reading
I like how you're using Hurley's butt as a writing table.
Little Savannah
They call her Big Georgia behind her back.
My entire dinner consisted of nothing over 2 inches cubed.
Thank you for showing us your house. May it be warm and a house for all its days.
a housal blessing
I think you've messed it up already.
There was lots of physical duct tape.
on a remodeling job