Amanda's Quotebook

There was lots of physical duct tape.

I'm a pretty easy laugh.
That's why there's about 2000 quotes on there.

Drown it like a mafia guy, hold it till it stops bubbling.

Microwaves are always faster than ovens.

I guess Jen and I killed the conversation.
Can you go back in the corner?

I decided to wear ho boots to keep warm.
I decided to wear pants to do that.

Not the rusty playground of death that Wendy's had.
You must have a tetanus shot before playing.

Leather bathrobes...so comfy.

Oh, those Commies.

I just want to see you better.
Why don't you ever do that to me?
I do, you tell me to stop staring.

They're better for you than vegetables.

If you ever do Math Counts t-shirts again, you should have a non-engineer make it.

Cre8tive Group is in the market for a cheap keyboard who's command key works.

I love you, wait, never mind, I told you that already tonight.

I didn't know I was that funny.