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Peter's Quotes #31-45:

I had a nightmare that it was the last day of summer.

I parked really easy.

telling Jen where his truck was

He's like the Mo Lester version of Chewbacca.

We have to say bye to Teresa Happy Birthday Vander Molen.

I remember when Grover Cleveland....

telling a Reminiscing story

A combover is a delicate art.
I would make a crappy old bald man.

-Peter and TVM

With those shorts, it's probably good he didn't come.

There's a party in my pants. You're all invited.
I'm going to have to RSVP "no" on that one.

about Jason's fiesta boxers that kept finding their way into plain sight

Unicycle Diaries: Biography of Bozo the Clown.

They're the Google of the pretzel world.

about Auntie Anne's

God numbers the hairs on your head, and you don't know how many pets you have?!?

That reminds me, we should practice more often.

about Balboa

So you're saying that it's the channel my grandparents watch.
But more grandparents than before.

-Andy and Peter
about CBS

He hasn't even had a real meal after the Chinese Torture Planeâ„¢.

about Jack Bauer in 24

We could hear you in there too.

 
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