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Randy's Quotes

I think our group's good cause you'll never run out of soda.

on the mass amounts of 2-liters left over

You need to jump up on that and give me some singles so you can practice for the rest of your life.

He's gonna cut off his head again?

Do you like my shirt?
It suits you.

-Randy and Erin
on Randy's plaid shirt

Who are you going to be hurting?
It's just business.

-Randy and Brad

You guys think I'm being mean, I'm really just saving the planet.

on how if one person becomes nicer, another will become meaner

I need to find some techno.

speaking for Hunter

I like to think of it as the first step of beating my wife into submission.

on his wife changing her name

I traded a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figure for a Paula Abdul tape.

true story

Dumplin' Valley Inn...I hate Tennessee.

This song makes me wish I didn't have ears.

I felt like I just peed on myself.

on heated seats

Everyone's going to go hiking and Hunter is going to lure us to Gatlinburg.

I don't want people's feet touching me.

Your legs aren't maimed.

 
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