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Randy's Quotes
I think our group's good cause you'll never run out of soda.
on the mass amounts of 2-liters left over
You need to jump up on that and give me some singles so you can practice for the rest of your life.
You guys think I'm being mean, I'm really just saving the planet.
on how if one person becomes nicer, another will become meaner
I like to think of it as the first step of beating my wife into submission.
on his wife changing her name
I traded a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figure for a Paula Abdul tape.
true story