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Randy's Quotes #16-30:

It's like that whole bootilicious comment.

I overrule you.

Why can't they park in the normal spots like everyone else.

I take the ones that are feeling so bad after Hunter rejects them.

about The Ladies

When I get married, we're married before God, so I'm not going to spend the extra money to get a marriage license.

On really special occasions, I put on some Old Spice.

What do you have an insatiable need to know?
In this case, I think he needed medical assistance.

on passing gas

Probably not good to smell like butt.

how to attract the opposite sex

When the laughing starts dying down, unless you know you can get them with the next one, that's when you pull back.

joke telling advice

The best thing is to treat all women like crap unless you're dating them.

Cause you're more Calvinist.

I try to filter out as many things you say as possible.

If I took [a personality test], it would be whichever one means "Great!"

I'm too healthy to not go everyday.

Does this look like a conversation stance?

 
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