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Randy's Quotes #16-30:
I take the ones that are feeling so bad after Hunter rejects them.
about The Ladies
When I get married, we're married before God, so I'm not going to spend the extra money to get a marriage license.
What do you have an insatiable need to know?
In this case, I think he needed medical assistance.
on passing gas
When the laughing starts dying down, unless you know you can get them with the next one, that's when you pull back.
joke telling advice