Ross's Quotes
Don't make that face. You scare me.
It's the face God gave me. You'll just have to toughen up.
Did you see what they did to that rental car on Jacka**?
Just go home to get drunk....HELLO!!
That's called a problem.
That's a mega foul.
on elbowing someone
I don't drink cause you can't drive when you're drunk.
What color is your hair naturally? Cause it looks the same as your eyebrows.
to Elissa
When we have the group hug, I want to stand between two girls.
I think the group picture was hug enough for most of us.
Isn't that the loser who's dating your sister?
I want to be the loser dating your sister.
to Matt
Not yet.
community showers
Don't make me laugh, my side hurts.
on skating collisions
I'll bring my truck over to your crib.
Oh, this is Michael Jackson before he was white.
If it helps, I suck.
on his ultimate frisbee skills
Yeah, you should just move on.
about the world being the color orange