Amanda's Quotebook

I'm not scaring people with my African skin disease.

We'd be leaving for the house now.
I'm so much happier in the airport.

I heard you having community.

I think Chris got confused.

We were cheering you on.
Cheering my left butt cheek.
That was inappropriate.

It's ok to poop and pee on the street, but it's not ok to fart.

Can we brush our teeth?
[sigh] Well hurry, I really need to take a shower.

Tram it up.

They're attractive and rubbing you up and down.

Is he a boy or a man?
Well, I'm not going to say to my girlfriends, 'There's this man who's calling me.'
That'd be creepy.
He has a moustache.
And a van.