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Shannon's Quotes
I'm not scaring people with my African skin disease.
about going to the pool
We'd be leaving for the house now.
I'm so much happier in the airport.
I heard you having community.
on some of us staying up late talking
We were cheering you on.
Cheering my left butt cheek.
That was inappropriate.
It's ok to poop and pee on the street, but it's not ok to fart.
on how it is inappropriate to fart in Ethiopia
Can we brush our teeth?
[sigh] Well hurry, I really need to take a shower.
-Shannon and High School Boy
apparently brushing teeth now takes a really long time
They're attractive and rubbing you up and down.
on the precarious position of masseuses