Steph's Quotes
He got saved on Monday.
How is that good news?
What do you mean?
How is getting tasered good news?
SAVED, not tasered!
How does it go? You throw your pearls to pigs?
NO!! You NEVER throw your pearls to pigs!?!
Is THAT a UNICYCLE!?
Never squander an opportunity for the use of naked alliteration.
I hate it when the Indian Ocean decides to hang out in my left sinus cavity.
It can't be the Indian Ocean. If it were, it'd smell like curry.
Do you think if someone were obsessed with grammar they would name their child Gerund?
Whenever I wore it I felt like a Transformer: ready to convert into something else and launch into the sky.
I still think Hallelujah Peeps are a fantastic idea. I'd like to think of them more as an Easter witnessing tool, but most people I've talked to say they're not OK with eating Jesus.
That was the night he confessed his former attraction to me at the wedding and then again at the funeral in one sentence, but then said that he had 'met someone'--named Steve--in the next.
I want to kick something!!! (gesticulating wildly)
Don't kick me. Step away from the Stephanie. Here, throw this peach at him.
Just think of how satisfying that "sqwoosh" would be!?!
You could be the fire-breathing lady.
OK, but first I need to figure out how to breathe fire.
Shortbread and whisky fudge.
Would you date a guy with kids?
Is this a theoretical question or a setup?
Hello, welcome to ME!!
Somebody take the copy machine away from that woman.
You could say something.
I'm reluctant to take the one thing away from her that she can enjoy in this place.