Steph's Quotes
Is that a cardboard box in the treeline?
Yes, I believe it is.
I'm worried that there are kittens in it. I'll have to check later.
If there are kittens in it then they'll probably be frozen by later. I'll send an e-mail to Jon and see if he checked the box for kittens ... Deep-set emotional issues?
(Worried Face) I found a frozen cat once.
I did too, come to think of it, but it was in the freezer.
Truly traumatizing.
He got saved on Monday.
How is that good news?
What do you mean?
How is getting tasered good news?
SAVED, not tasered!
How does it go? You throw your pearls to pigs?
NO!! You NEVER throw your pearls to pigs!?!
Is THAT a UNICYCLE!?
How do you solve a disagreement between members of the art department and editorial?
Cage fight.
Never squander an opportunity for the use of naked alliteration.
There's going to be a fight scene with slabs of beef.
Is that your head?
No, thankfully.
Whose is it?
Oh, a dead horse.
I hate it when the Indian Ocean decides to hang out in my left sinus cavity.
It can't be the Indian Ocean. If it were, it'd smell like curry.
Do you think if someone were obsessed with grammar they would name their child Gerund?
Whenever I wore it I felt like a Transformer: ready to convert into something else and launch into the sky.
I still think Hallelujah Peeps are a fantastic idea. I'd like to think of them more as an Easter witnessing tool, but most people I've talked to say they're not OK with eating Jesus.
That was the night he confessed his former attraction to me at the wedding and then again at the funeral in one sentence, but then said that he had 'met someone'--named Steve--in the next.
I want to kick something!!! (gesticulating wildly)
Don't kick me. Step away from the Stephanie. Here, throw this peach at him.
Just think of how satisfying that "sqwoosh" would be!?!