Steph's Quotes #16-30:
Shortbread and whisky fudge.
Would you date a guy with kids?
Is this a theoretical question or a setup?
Hello, welcome to ME!!
Somebody take the copy machine away from that woman.
You could say something.
I'm reluctant to take the one thing away from her that she can enjoy in this place.
Sorry, I burped. Must be a faulty cardiac sphincter.
You're like the eructating horse.
Oh, that reminds me, I saw a man there with elephantitis.
Like, a real man? Or a skeleton?
We *were* in a museum, but he was definitely talking.
That was a pretty decent brat, considering it came from a shop full of marzipan porn.
I'm just wondering how you'd find this type of entertainment in the phone book for your party.
Just look up 'Crazy Scottish B&stards' and I'm sure you'll find them.
Um, you might want to do something about the West Nile virus in your back yard.
I heard a few sniffles back there.
I wasn't crying. I just whimpered a few times. There were no tears.
Admittedly, if you had cried, I would've laughed. I have a tendency to laugh when people cry.
And you wonder why you're still single?
Do you want to learn a horse fact?
No, sorry, I don't have time, I'm going back to school to get my Master's.
I can't see their eyeballs, otherwise I could tell you.
I hope they can see our eyeballs.
They can.
You've worn a horse (fly) mask?
Yes, I've checked, they can see us pretty well.
I guess you've tasted horse feed then, too. How was it?
The molasses-y kind is surprisingly good....well, good, as far as horse feed goes.
I manage to regret every decision I've ever made when I'm mowing the yard. It's not a happy time.
Yeah, I think I missed a spot.
It's like something that happens on 7th Heaven.