Amanda's Quotebook

I hate doing work.

I got suspended from my old school.
Why?
Cause I brought these guns to school [flexes].

Oh Mylanta!

Dang, I thought you were 30.

I have an attention span of a squirrel.

To grow exponentially means to grow much larger and fast.
So, basically the opposite of the economy right now.

Hey, what do you need?
I've thrown up 4 times today.
Ok, you wanna call home?
Yeah, I guess.

Wipe your nose.

I'm going to call you Barbara.

What is a maygor point?

Are you going to the game?
No, I'm having friends over.
Guys?
Let's keep it PG.

He's really tall, like 6'3", and he has acne problems.

You better stop, drop, and roll because that was a third degree burn.

Hey Miss G, what's up girl?

Where's your backpack?
I left it at school.
Good luck in life.