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TVM's Quotes

That's why I don't run...it looks like Quasimodo.

-TVM

In our defense, we're raising cans to feel the homeless.
I think they'd rather see the dancing.

-Mindy and TVM
about the sorority dance off

Self tanner of vocabulary.

-TVM
to Jason

You sound like butter.

-TVM
Some people just have nice speaking voices.

Amanda and I can sense abandonment.

-TVM
on when people seem like they are leaving

sending print jobs is like shipping kids off to college: be safe, dear. Call if you need me. Keep linked files close. Stay away from the RGB.

-TVM

Then something would happen. They'd be cured, and you'd be stuck with them.

-TVM
on marrying someone who was dying just to be nice

If I had that card, I'd probably play it.

-TVM
on would you ask a friend to marry you if you knew you were dying

We lived it.

-TVM
more single girls on campus than single guys

If I guzzle it, I would get back in time to meet someone important and let out a belch of Biblical proportions.

-TVM
on having another lunchtime diet coke

Greco-Roman Frisbee is on Thursdays.

-TVM
on removing clothes during Ultimate

Bob Saget has air pockets.

-TVM

I bought me a ladder and climbed it.

-TVM

Your going to buy a Saturn after this.

-TVM
on how Brett is doing things out of character

Girls don't fart...
...they leak.

-Amanda, TVM, and Hannah
 
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