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That's why I don't run...it looks like Quasimodo.

In our defense, we're raising cans to feel the homeless.
I think they'd rather see the dancing.

-Mindy and TVM
about the sorority dance off

Self tanner of vocabulary.

to Jason

You sound like butter.

Some people just have nice speaking voices.

Amanda and I can sense abandonment.

on when people seem like they are leaving

sending print jobs is like shipping kids off to college: be safe, dear. Call if you need me. Keep linked files close. Stay away from the RGB.

Then something would happen. They'd be cured, and you'd be stuck with them.

on marrying someone who was dying just to be nice

If I had that card, I'd probably play it.

on would you ask a friend to marry you if you knew you were dying

We lived it.

more single girls on campus than single guys

If I guzzle it, I would get back in time to meet someone important and let out a belch of Biblical proportions.

on having another lunchtime diet coke

Greco-Roman Frisbee is on Thursdays.

on removing clothes during Ultimate

Bob Saget has air pockets.

I bought me a ladder and climbed it.

Your going to buy a Saturn after this.

on how Brett is doing things out of character

Girls don't fart...
...they leak.

 
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