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TVM's Quotes #16-30:

That's where the claws come out...it hurts every time.

-TVM
on a scar

You were still crapping your pants when that came out.

-TVM
to the youngins of the group about the song "Blame it on the Rain" by Milli Vanilli

It's actually a covered wagon.

-TVM

Where are your pants?

-TVM

It's a crying shame that they don't make more boys that look like that.

-TVM

It's ok that you don't know my schedule. I'm a wild card.

-TVM

One was made of water [the snowman].
And what about Mike?
I thought you were going to say and what about Harold.
No, Mike's made of gas.

-TVM, Mike, and Amanda

I think I'm smiling and it's this :/.

-TVM
on getting her picture taken

That's why he keeps going to China, to see his kid.

-TVM

Uh...brick of color.

-TVM
if someone were to glue all the icebreaker color cards together

Did she do this before you were born? If so, there is toilet in you.

-TVM
on how a friend's mom swished her husband's toothbrush in the toilet (this is not a good idea for revenge because you will probably kiss that person later)

Heavy breathers...if you get any prank calls, you'll know who it is.

-TVM
on people who breathe loudly

I feel like your flossing your brain.

-TVM
on Dan's demonstration

Honorable Mention.
Miss Congeniality.

-Gillian and TVM

No sudden movements.

-TVM
 
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