Amanda's Quotebook Funny things, said or overheard over the years. If you don't get it, you may just have to be there next time. en-us http://quotes.petervcook.com New QuoteEmily

]]>Emilyhttp://quotes.petervcook.com/item/31272012-04-11 16:45:59http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3127pulling a muscle“"Sure"”
“"What's a butt massage between friends?"”
“"Weird."”

Anonymous, Elissa, Jason, Mindy

]]>Anonymous, Elissa, Jason, Mindyhttp://quotes.petervcook.com/item/31262012-03-29 18:20:59http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3126Dating“That's why it would never work between us.”
“One of the many reasons.”
“That and you would kill me in my sleep.”
“You don't make me mad when you are sleeping.”

Mike

]]>Mikehttp://quotes.petervcook.com/item/31252011-07-09 14:52:54http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3125Amanda trying to travel light“Did you check your glove box?”
“Yes.”
“Did you check your fanny pack?”
“I didn't bring...er, yes, I did.”
“Did you check your other two bags?”
“Shut up.”

Jason

]]>Jasonhttp://quotes.petervcook.com/item/31112011-06-21 11:39:00http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3111the Craft roomMarilyn

]]>Marilynhttp://quotes.petervcook.com/item/31102011-06-21 11:35:23http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3110Fake My Little PonyPeter

]]>Peterhttp://quotes.petervcook.com/item/30982011-03-19 18:06:00http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3098Anything in the pastBoss' Son

]]>Boss' Sonhttp://quotes.petervcook.com/item/30942009-11-30 12:06:03http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3094Love trianglesAnonymous

]]>Anonymoushttp://quotes.petervcook.com/item/30932009-11-18 14:27:27http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3093standardsGuy on eHarmony

]]>Guy on eHarmonyhttp://quotes.petervcook.com/item/30922009-11-18 14:26:19http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3092being matched with a jerk on eHarmonyAnonymous

]]>Anonymoushttp://quotes.petervcook.com/item/30912009-11-18 14:25:37http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3091New QuoteJohn David

]]>John Davidhttp://quotes.petervcook.com/item/30902009-11-15 08:13:15http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3090waiting 10 years for a younger manAnonymous

]]>Anonymoushttp://quotes.petervcook.com/item/30892009-11-14 05:49:55http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3089about Buffalo sauceAnonymous

]]>Anonymoushttp://quotes.petervcook.com/item/30882009-11-10 10:52:13http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3088Jason's plethora of boxesHunter

]]>Hunterhttp://quotes.petervcook.com/item/30872009-10-30 21:21:39http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3087Review worksheetStudent

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