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<item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Where's your backpack?&#8221;<br />&#8220;I left it at school.&#8221;<br />&#8220;Good luck in life.&#8221;<p>Amanda, Student, and Amy</p>]]></description><author>Amanda, Student, and Amy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2791</link><pubDate>2008-05-27 08:48:04</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2791</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;A hot tub by yourself is just a bath.&#8221;<p>Amy</p>]]></description><author>Amy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2687</link><pubDate>2008-02-25 16:45:17</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2687</guid></item><item><title>on taking a phone message</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Woah, lots of names here. I need to write this down with a diagram.&#8221;<p>Amy</p>]]></description><author>Amy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2624</link><pubDate>2008-01-29 08:00:28</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2624</guid></item><item><title>on fixing eye glasses</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I didn't ever say I couldn't, I just kept saying I can.&#8221;<p>Amy</p>]]></description><author>Amy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2623</link><pubDate>2008-01-29 06:42:17</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2623</guid></item><item><title>on how to get teachers not to send kids to the office</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;For every kid you send down, that's one tire you will have to replace on your car.&#8221;<p>Amy</p>]]></description><author>Amy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2620</link><pubDate>2008-01-28 06:17:30</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2620</guid></item><item><title>on how to control children</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Go for the jugular - Recess.&#8221;<p>Amy</p>]]></description><author>Amy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2399</link><pubDate>2007-11-26 10:01:09</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2399</guid></item><item><title>about her husbands microwave lunches</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I don't touch his SmartOnes.&#8221;<p>Amy</p>]]></description><author>Amy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1975</link><pubDate>2007-08-27 08:53:31</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1975</guid></item><item><title>office smells</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;It smells like corn...or broccoli.&#8221;<br />&#8220;It's Keith.&#8221;<p>Kendra and Amy</p>]]></description><author>Kendra and Amy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1915</link><pubDate>2007-08-22 09:18:41</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1915</guid></item><item><title>on raising her daughter</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I want her to eat good though I was raised on hot dogs and spam.&#8221;<p>Amy</p>]]></description><author>Amy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1913</link><pubDate>2007-08-22 09:13:38</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1913</guid></item><item><title>on not waking up before the sun</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;We're not bats!&#8221;<p>Amy</p>]]></description><author>Amy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1849</link><pubDate>2007-08-14 06:11:11</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1849</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Work it out girl.&#8221;<p>Amy</p>]]></description><author>Amy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1844</link><pubDate>2007-08-13 13:36:11</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1844</guid></item><item><title>questions by a coworker</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;That's 14!&#8221;<p>Amy</p>]]></description><author>Amy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1825</link><pubDate>2007-08-09 19:08:29</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1825</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;God assigned my period.&#8221;<p>Amy</p>]]></description><author>Amy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1824</link><pubDate>2007-08-09 19:08:15</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1824</guid></item><item><title>on a coworker who lost a tooth flossing</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I think she got her tooth back.&#8221;<p>Amy</p>]]></description><author>Amy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1823</link><pubDate>2007-08-09 19:08:06</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1823</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I sense a little bit of hostility over there.&#8221;<p>Amy</p>]]></description><author>Amy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1822</link><pubDate>2007-08-09 19:07:42</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1822</guid></item></channel>
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