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<item><title>the podium for receiving the superbowl trophy thing (it probably has a special name - I do not know it nor really care to)</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I hate that thing, it looks like a spaceship.&#8221;<br />&#8220;We've won enough Superbowls, we are now leaving the planet.&#8221;<p>Julie and Andy</p>]]></description><author>Julie and Andy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3047</link><pubDate>2009-02-01 19:23:41</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3047</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;If jellyfish flew, we'd all be in trouble.&#8221;<p>Andy</p>]]></description><author>Andy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3013</link><pubDate>2008-11-08 10:35:27</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3013</guid></item><item><title>on mixing a zebra and a clydesdale</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I would ride it as my war horse in battle.&#8221;<p>Andy</p>]]></description><author>Andy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2804</link><pubDate>2008-05-29 19:55:22</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2804</guid></item><item><title>on answering numbers you don't recognize</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Just answer it...what are they going to do? Steal your soul through the phone?&#8221;<p>Andy</p>]]></description><author>Andy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2801</link><pubDate>2008-05-29 19:53:27</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2801</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;You're going to have to quit high fiving.&#8221;<br />&#8220;Low five.&#8221;<p>Julie and Andy</p>]]></description><author>Julie and Andy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2800</link><pubDate>2008-05-29 19:52:54</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2800</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Did you hear that Shania Twain got divorced?&#8221;<br />&#8220;Oh no! That sucks.&#8221;<br />&#8220;Yeah, so much for that "You're Still the One" song.&#8221;<p>Andy and Julie</p>]]></description><author>Andy and Julie</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2788</link><pubDate>2008-05-21 06:07:26</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2788</guid></item><item><title>as  people walk behind him in the pew</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;People keep getting caught in my fingers.&#8221;<p>Andy</p>]]></description><author>Andy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2747</link><pubDate>2008-04-07 17:31:20</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2747</guid></item><item><title>regarding a nasty neighbor's horking versus a sunset</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;But the sunrise was amazing, so it covered a multitude of nasty phlegm&#8221;<p>Andy</p>]]></description><author>Andy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2705</link><pubDate>2008-03-03 07:13:46</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2705</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Protect her.&#8221;<br />&#8220;She's not my girlfriend.&#8221;<br />&#8220;I'll protect her.&#8221;<br />&#8220;He'll protect any woman, not just women that belong to him.&#8221;<p>Amanda, Brian, Andy, Amanda</p>]]></description><author>Amanda, Brian, Andy, Amanda</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2611</link><pubDate>2008-01-28 06:13:59</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2611</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;There's no large exit.&#8221;<p>Andy</p>]]></description><author>Andy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2610</link><pubDate>2008-01-28 06:12:56</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2610</guid></item><item><title>on 80's night</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I'll wear my Thundercats t-shirt.&#8221;<p>Andy</p>]]></description><author>Andy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2602</link><pubDate>2008-01-28 06:07:40</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2602</guid></item><item><title>on his American Gladiator name</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Grim Winnebago...strikes fear and curiosity at the same time. &#8221;<p>Andy</p>]]></description><author>Andy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2600</link><pubDate>2008-01-28 06:06:36</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2600</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Some tool in England.&#8221;<p>Andy</p>]]></description><author>Andy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2599</link><pubDate>2008-01-28 06:05:40</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2599</guid></item><item><title>on his High School Reunion</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;We'll rent a Porshe, throw money out of it, and Julie is going to wear a bikini.&#8221;<p>Andy</p>]]></description><author>Andy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2597</link><pubDate>2008-01-28 06:05:06</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2597</guid></item><item><title>someone said 'nice bangs', but she heard 'nice veins'</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Your veins look like they transport blood very efficiently.&#8221;<p>Andy</p>]]></description><author>Andy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2590</link><pubDate>2008-01-28 06:00:38</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2590</guid></item></channel>
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