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<item><title>on using the extra strength magnifying glass</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;If you wanna see how ugly you are.&#8221;<p>Clarissa</p>]]></description><author>Clarissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2814</link><pubDate>2008-06-09 17:37:48</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2814</guid></item><item><title>about a 3rd party</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Fashion crisis.&#8221;<br />&#8220;Something about a bunion.&#8221;<p>Tracy and Clarissa</p>]]></description><author>Tracy and Clarissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2812</link><pubDate>2008-06-09 17:36:22</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2812</guid></item><item><title>viewing a neighboring car</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;The passenger is thugalicious.&#8221;<p>Clarissa</p>]]></description><author>Clarissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2809</link><pubDate>2008-06-09 17:35:02</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2809</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Aren't you going to save the tissue paper.&#8221;<br />&#8220;Ok, grandma.&#8221;<p>Julie and Clarissa</p>]]></description><author>Julie and Clarissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2665</link><pubDate>2008-02-23 05:03:18</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2665</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I was scared I'd get something raunchy.&#8221;<br />&#8220;Then you might not want to open mine.&#8221;<p>Clarissa and Jen</p>]]></description><author>Clarissa and Jen</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2663</link><pubDate>2008-02-23 05:02:29</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2663</guid></item><item><title>speaking for Elissa and her rap cat impression (every time you point your finger, you have three pointing back at you)</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Look at these fools...oh wait, I'm the one meowing.&#8221;<p>Clarissa</p>]]></description><author>Clarissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2645</link><pubDate>2008-02-07 06:10:46</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2645</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I was the towel boy for the band.&#8221;<br />&#8220;Admit it, you were a baton twirler. &#8221;<p>Brett and Clarissa</p>]]></description><author>Brett and Clarissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1902</link><pubDate>2007-08-18 21:40:34</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1902</guid></item><item><title>on having an icing blue tongue</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;That'll be hot.&#8221;<p>Clarissa</p>]]></description><author>Clarissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1875</link><pubDate>2007-08-18 21:21:23</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1875</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;He's as cute as a button.&#8221;<p>Clarissa</p>]]></description><author>Clarissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1595</link><pubDate>2007-06-13 22:59:16</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1595</guid></item><item><title>on her aunt</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Supposedly the leak...the Mouth of the Southâ„¢.&#8221;<p>Clarissa</p>]]></description><author>Clarissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1521</link><pubDate>2007-06-06 06:01:33</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1521</guid></item><item><title>on her grandmother</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;That little weasel...she tried to pull some Tom Foolery.&#8221;<p>Clarissa</p>]]></description><author>Clarissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1520</link><pubDate>2007-06-06 06:00:16</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1520</guid></item><item><title>on how to keep from talking about adult issues like finances</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Should I fart to lighten the mood.&#8221;<p>Clarissa</p>]]></description><author>Clarissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1491</link><pubDate>2007-05-29 22:48:47</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1491</guid></item><item><title>talking to herself</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Clarissa, you can't stare at him.&#8221;<p>Clarissa</p>]]></description><author>Clarissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1483</link><pubDate>2007-05-29 22:44:22</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1483</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I could have stared into his blue eyes forever.&#8221;<p>Clarissa</p>]]></description><author>Clarissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1481</link><pubDate>2007-05-29 22:43:40</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1481</guid></item><item><title>Avio is a bar</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;My 5 year [reunion] was at Avio...leave it to Scott County.&#8221;<p>Clarissa</p>]]></description><author>Clarissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1415</link><pubDate>2007-05-24 21:00:06</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1415</guid></item></channel>
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