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<item><title>to a student who mumbles</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Use your words.&#8221;<p>Clark</p>]]></description><author>Clark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2545</link><pubDate>2008-01-24 06:49:23</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2545</guid></item><item><title>on how slow the line was</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;It's like the DMV in here.&#8221;<p>Clark</p>]]></description><author>Clark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2269</link><pubDate>2007-10-25 06:08:03</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2269</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I guess my question is: Do you want me to keep him away from you?&#8221;<p>Clark</p>]]></description><author>Clark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2136</link><pubDate>2007-09-21 11:28:17</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2136</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I'm trying my hardest to keep you from going to [Heck].&#8221;<p>Clark</p>]]></description><author>Clark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2135</link><pubDate>2007-09-21 11:27:54</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2135</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Wow - we're idiots.&#8221;<p>Clark</p>]]></description><author>Clark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2106</link><pubDate>2007-09-19 19:41:52</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2106</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I'm almost as old as Jesus was when He left this earth.&#8221;<p>Clark</p>]]></description><author>Clark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1983</link><pubDate>2007-08-29 09:42:50</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1983</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;When you kill something, it's good to soak the corpse.&#8221;<p>Clark</p>]]></description><author>Clark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1517</link><pubDate>2007-06-06 05:58:28</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1517</guid></item><item><title>about someone running to aid a student who fainted</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;You reacted like a super hero.&#8221;<p>Clark</p>]]></description><author>Clark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1378</link><pubDate>2007-05-16 06:25:20</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1378</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Do you have a sledge hammer?&#8221;<p>Clark</p>]]></description><author>Clark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/273</link><pubDate>2007-04-06 13:32:52</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/273</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Overdoing it on the high five's?&#8221;<p>Clark</p>]]></description><author>Clark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/272</link><pubDate>2007-04-06 13:32:52</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/272</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;When I hear my own laugh, I realize how dorky it is.&#8221;<p>Clark</p>]]></description><author>Clark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/130</link><pubDate>2007-04-06 13:32:50</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/130</guid></item><item><title>to his wife
</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;You just keep telling yourself that I'm cute.&#8221;<p>Clark</p>]]></description><author>Clark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/118</link><pubDate>2007-04-06 13:32:50</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/118</guid></item><item><title>about a joke he couldn't remember
</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I'll email you...it will be hilarious.&#8221;<p>Clark</p>]]></description><author>Clark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/35</link><pubDate>2007-04-06 13:32:49</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/35</guid></item></channel>
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