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<item><title>pulling a muscle</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;"Will you give me a butt massage?"&#8221;<br />&#8220;"Sure"&#8221;<br />&#8220;"What's a butt massage between friends?"&#8221;<br />&#8220;"Weird."&#8221;<p>Anonymous, Elissa, Jason, Mindy</p>]]></description><author>Anonymous, Elissa, Jason, Mindy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3126</link><pubDate>2012-03-29 18:20:59</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3126</guid></item><item><title>telling good jokes</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Two for two...done and done.&#8221;<p>Elissa</p>]]></description><author>Elissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3076</link><pubDate>2009-05-28 18:11:48</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3076</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;We're going to Miami, the capital of Cuba.&#8221;<p>Elissa</p>]]></description><author>Elissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3074</link><pubDate>2009-05-28 18:10:59</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3074</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;My hands get sweaty when I wear latex gloves.&#8221;<p>Elissa</p>]]></description><author>Elissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2793</link><pubDate>2008-05-27 10:57:48</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2793</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I'm not fun to sleep with. I kick and steal covers.&#8221;<p>Elissa</p>]]></description><author>Elissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2792</link><pubDate>2008-05-27 10:57:34</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2792</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Is he a boy or a man?&#8221;<br />&#8220;Well, I'm not going to say to my girlfriends, 'There's this man who's calling me.'&#8221;<br />&#8220;That'd be creepy.&#8221;<br />&#8220;He has a moustache.&#8221;<br />&#8220;And a van.&#8221;<p>Christine, Shannon, Amanda, and Elissa</p>]]></description><author>Christine, Shannon, Amanda, and Elissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2727</link><pubDate>2008-03-15 06:11:29</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2727</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Are you guys ready to go cause I'm hitting it fast.&#8221;<p>Elissa</p>]]></description><author>Elissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2723</link><pubDate>2008-03-12 13:10:09</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2723</guid></item><item><title>we think she might be hypogylcemic </title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I'm getting hungry people. I need more rolls.&#8221;<p>Elissa</p>]]></description><author>Elissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2722</link><pubDate>2008-03-12 13:09:51</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2722</guid></item><item><title>about the movie The Wedding Planner</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;[gasp of shock by E.]&#8221;<br />&#8220;Have you seen this before?&#8221;<br />&#8220;Yes, but I forgot...shut up.&#8221;<p>Amanda and Elissa</p>]]></description><author>Amanda and Elissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2662</link><pubDate>2008-02-23 05:01:29</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2662</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Asphalt - Your A** is at fault.&#8221;<p>Elissa</p>]]></description><author>Elissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2391</link><pubDate>2007-11-26 07:54:41</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2391</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Slurp it up Ronald.&#8221;<p>Elissa</p>]]></description><author>Elissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2389</link><pubDate>2007-11-26 07:54:10</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2389</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I'm just making fun of Ronald.&#8221;<p>Elissa</p>]]></description><author>Elissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2386</link><pubDate>2007-11-26 07:53:28</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2386</guid></item><item><title>crazy double negatives</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Amanda's love is not unconditional...it's conditional.&#8221;<p>Elissa</p>]]></description><author>Elissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2384</link><pubDate>2007-11-26 07:52:50</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2384</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;[Buuuurp] Dang, that was louder than I thought it would be.&#8221;<p>Elissa</p>]]></description><author>Elissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2382</link><pubDate>2007-11-26 07:52:06</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2382</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Amanda likes it when we talk about poop.&#8221;<br />&#8220;Yeah she does [insert snort].&#8221;<p>Mike and Elissa</p>]]></description><author>Mike and Elissa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2345</link><pubDate>2007-11-18 14:31:45</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2345</guid></item></channel>
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