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<item><title>pulling a muscle</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;"Will you give me a butt massage?"&#8221;<br />&#8220;"Sure"&#8221;<br />&#8220;"What's a butt massage between friends?"&#8221;<br />&#8220;"Weird."&#8221;<p>Anonymous, Elissa, Jason, Mindy</p>]]></description><author>Anonymous, Elissa, Jason, Mindy</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3126</link><pubDate>2012-03-29 18:20:59</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3126</guid></item><item><title>Amanda trying to travel light</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I forgot my toothbrush.&#8221;<br />&#8220;Did you check your glove box?&#8221;<br />&#8220;Yes.&#8221;<br />&#8220;Did you check your fanny pack?&#8221;<br />&#8220;I didn't bring...er, yes, I did.&#8221;<br />&#8220;Did you check your other two bags?&#8221;<br />&#8220;Shut up.&#8221;<p>Jason</p>]]></description><author>Jason</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3111</link><pubDate>2011-06-21 11:39:00</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3111</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;The good stuff smells like old lady and smoke.&#8221;<p>Jason</p>]]></description><author>Jason</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3077</link><pubDate>2009-06-28 21:26:47</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3077</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I'd rather just poop my pants.&#8221;<p>Jason</p>]]></description><author>Jason</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3071</link><pubDate>2009-05-13 19:38:03</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3071</guid></item><item><title>re: Skip Lichty's gym class</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I'm not very good at any sport that involves balls. Especially wrestling.&#8221;<p>Jason</p>]]></description><author>Jason</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3057</link><pubDate>2009-02-20 11:06:20</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3057</guid></item><item><title>re: other people's clients who post facebook video from bed.</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I'm glad none of my clients facebook video me from bed&#8221;<p>Jason</p>]]></description><author>Jason</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3054</link><pubDate>2009-02-11 11:21:59</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3054</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Somebody's got a case of the Mondays.&#8221;<p>Jason</p>]]></description><author>Jason</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3038</link><pubDate>2009-01-12 05:48:51</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3038</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I wish I knew more show tunes.&#8221;<p>Jason</p>]]></description><author>Jason</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3037</link><pubDate>2009-01-10 20:06:00</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3037</guid></item><item><title>in a guestbook</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I like it here. Especially the mountain berry heaven blasphemy.&#8221;<p>Jason</p>]]></description><author>Jason</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2982</link><pubDate>2008-09-11 16:36:14</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2982</guid></item><item><title>on the side effects of certain veggies</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I had forgotten that I had asparagus until just then.&#8221;<p>Jason</p>]]></description><author>Jason</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2878</link><pubDate>2008-07-07 17:28:00</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2878</guid></item><item><title>on how many guys have to be wearing dresses with him in public to be comfortable</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;One is a life partner; two or more is mischief.&#8221;<p>Jason</p>]]></description><author>Jason</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2877</link><pubDate>2008-07-07 17:27:11</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2877</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Facebook IM is not an appropriate way to get in touch with me.&#8221;<p>Jason</p>]]></description><author>Jason</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2850</link><pubDate>2008-07-01 10:41:55</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2850</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;My sister's having contractions...it's like two words...Toni Braxton?&#8221;<p>Jason</p>]]></description><author>Jason</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2848</link><pubDate>2008-07-01 09:36:46</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2848</guid></item><item><title>Sonny's lunch-a-lot card</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;It's as good as cash!&#8221;<p>Jason</p>]]></description><author>Jason</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2827</link><pubDate>2008-06-09 19:37:09</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2827</guid></item><item><title>on how infomercials affect him</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Don't hurt me...and please throw in some bonus items.&#8221;<p>Jason</p>]]></description><author>Jason</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2803</link><pubDate>2008-05-29 19:54:56</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2803</guid></item></channel>
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