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<item><title>about filtering what she says</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;It's a fibrous filter.&#8221;<br />&#8220;It's more like a net.&#8221;<p>Amanda and Mark</p>]]></description><author>Amanda and Mark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3061</link><pubDate>2009-04-03 16:42:05</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3061</guid></item><item><title>to Amanda about the Bad Storytelling Club</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;You're already in the club, you don't have to keep trying out.&#8221;<p>Mark</p>]]></description><author>Mark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3060</link><pubDate>2009-04-03 16:41:34</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3060</guid></item><item><title>Song of Solomon sermon</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I don't want to makeout in front of my parents.&#8221;<p>Mark</p>]]></description><author>Mark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3029</link><pubDate>2009-01-04 18:16:37</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3029</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Nature called...I don't know what's so funny.&#8221;<p>Mark</p>]]></description><author>Mark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3014</link><pubDate>2008-11-11 10:48:17</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3014</guid></item><item><title>to Amanda</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Ohh....since I want you to have fun.... you can have one NCMO seesion with a randome guy... any more than that then I'll get mad&#8221;<p>Mark</p>]]></description><author>Mark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2992</link><pubDate>2008-09-30 06:58:59</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2992</guid></item><item><title>to the Sonic attendant on getting his Dr. Pepper refill when someone else was already getting it</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;You might want to talk about that.&#8221;<p>Mark</p>]]></description><author>Mark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2971</link><pubDate>2008-08-24 08:05:17</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2971</guid></item><item><title>on Mark not keeping his hands on the wheel and its effects</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;There was no one coming.&#8221;<br />&#8220;There's no one coming from the ditch - Shocker!&#8221;<p>Mark and Mike</p>]]></description><author>Mark and Mike</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2834</link><pubDate>2008-06-14 13:22:06</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2834</guid></item><item><title>Mark was offering his chair not himself</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Do you want this? [points to self]&#8221;<br />&#8220;No!&#8221;<p>Mark and Ashley</p>]]></description><author>Mark and Ashley</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2715</link><pubDate>2008-03-12 13:07:37</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2715</guid></item><item><title>when someone accidentally walked in on him using the bathroom</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hey, hey, woah, woah, woah!&#8221;<p>Mark</p>]]></description><author>Mark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2571</link><pubDate>2008-01-26 21:05:56</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2571</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;She sometimes gets PG-13 late at night.&#8221;<p>Mark</p>]]></description><author>Mark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2518</link><pubDate>2008-01-07 07:16:47</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2518</guid></item><item><title>about Jeff's cat</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Mookie just goes from one guy to the next.&#8221;<br />&#8220;She's like the village bicycle.&#8221;<p>Mark and Jeff</p>]]></description><author>Mark and Jeff</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2488</link><pubDate>2007-12-19 20:50:26</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2488</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;My Jeff?...yeah, that's right.&#8221;<p>Mark</p>]]></description><author>Mark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2472</link><pubDate>2007-12-10 18:39:09</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2472</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Every time she says, 'don't touch me.' She really means, 'do it more.'&#8221;<br />&#8220;No means no, Mark.&#8221;<p>Mark and TVM</p>]]></description><author>Mark and TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2260</link><pubDate>2007-10-23 18:27:33</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2260</guid></item><item><title>Jeff is Mark's new roommate</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Does anyone want Ale8 bottles to decorate?&#8221;<br />&#8220;Not me.&#8221;<p>Mark and Jeff</p>]]></description><author>Mark and Jeff</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1756</link><pubDate>2007-07-28 20:58:11</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1756</guid></item><item><title>on when Amanda's dad went to med school</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Yeah, but that was 50 years ago.&#8221;<p>Mark</p>]]></description><author>Mark</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1625</link><pubDate>2007-06-19 15:22:51</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1625</guid></item></channel>
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