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<item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;The smell of electrical destruction.&#8221;<p>Michael</p>]]></description><author>Michael</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3079</link><pubDate>2009-07-11 12:21:10</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3079</guid></item><item><title>water with lemons and sugar packets</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Got himself some poor man's lemonade.&#8221;<p>Michael</p>]]></description><author>Michael</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2711</link><pubDate>2008-03-12 13:05:36</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2711</guid></item><item><title>on three people who sat on the couch</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;'The Couch' has no soul.&#8221;<p>Michael</p>]]></description><author>Michael</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2576</link><pubDate>2008-01-26 21:07:57</pubDate><guid 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potatoes.&#8221;<p>Michael</p>]]></description><author>Michael</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2513</link><pubDate>2008-01-07 07:14:51</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2513</guid></item><item><title>build your own story</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Androgynous aardvark.&#8221;<p>Michael</p>]]></description><author>Michael</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2485</link><pubDate>2007-12-18 15:29:55</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2485</guid></item><item><title>on the reverse Apples to Apples game</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Apparently, I'm the discard pile.&#8221;<p>Michael</p>]]></description><author>Michael</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2471</link><pubDate>2007-12-10 18:38:55</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2471</guid></item><item><title>the plan to win the ladies</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Wink at her and put on the Michael Lay charm.&#8221;<p>Michael</p>]]></description><author>Michael</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2466</link><pubDate>2007-12-06 20:33:48</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2466</guid></item><item><title>trying to guess the artist</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Eric Clapton...no, it's not.&#8221;<p>Michael</p>]]></description><author>Michael</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2418</link><pubDate>2007-12-01 22:05:30</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2418</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I had a roommate in college who had Beerrios.&#8221;<p>Michael</p>]]></description><author>Michael</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2251</link><pubDate>2007-10-19 21:38:10</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2251</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Last time I touched a soldering iron, once again I lost a fingerprint. &#8221;<p>Michael</p>]]></description><author>Michael</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2239</link><pubDate>2007-10-19 21:30:09</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2239</guid></item><item><title>on whether he had animals growing up</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Not to my knowledge...there were ants outside...we had a cat jump in our van once.&#8221;<p>Michael</p>]]></description><author>Michael</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2234</link><pubDate>2007-10-19 21:27:29</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2234</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I climb every mountain better than love in any language.&#8221;<p>Michael</p>]]></description><author>Michael</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2203</link><pubDate>2007-09-29 20:39:25</pubDate><guid 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