Mike's Quotes on Amanda's Quotebook

Dating

Mike — 2011-07-09 14:52:54

“We have very different tastes.”
“That's why it would never work between us.”
“One of the many reasons.”
“That and you would kill me in my sleep.”
“You don't make me mad when you are sleeping.”

Mike

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Mike — 2008-08-02 17:47:53

“I would wear a dress downtown before I'd let someone put makeup on me.”

Mike

using cell phones when you're with friends

Amanda and Mike — 2008-07-06 10:44:09

“I just think you should talk to the people you're with.”
“...as opposed to who you want to be with.”

Amanda and Mike

on helping the drive-in people get the projector going

Amanda and Mike — 2008-06-14 13:23:08

“Go offer your skills.”
“I thought we were still talking about pregnancy.”

Amanda and Mike

on Mark not keeping his hands on the wheel and its effects

Mark and Mike — 2008-06-14 13:22:06

“There was no one coming.”
“There's no one coming from the ditch - Shocker!”

Mark and Mike

about Ultimate Frisbee

Mike — 2008-06-09 17:45:34

“The times I look like I dove for it, I fell.”

Mike

on being a Pride and Prejudice character

Mike and Brett — 2008-06-09 17:42:51

“I hope that doesn't make me Wickham.”
“No, that makes you Collins, duh.”
“My nicknames are getting progressively worse.”

Mike and Brett

morning choices

Hunter and Mike — 2008-05-19 16:55:37

“I wish I would have lint rolled myself.”
“I wish you would have taken a shower.”

Hunter and Mike

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Amanda and Mike — 2008-05-16 18:21:49

“Mark doesn't fart when I poke him.”
“Mark doesn't has as sophisticated of a defense system as I do.”

Amanda and Mike

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Hannah and Mike — 2008-04-23 19:43:02

“Do you want to hear about politics or boys?”
“Probably boys.”

Hannah and Mike

trays to eat from

Mike — 2008-04-07 17:24:38

“Yes, cause that's what every young 20 something needs.”

Mike

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TVM, Mike, and Amanda — 2008-03-15 06:09:23

“One was made of water [the snowman].”
“And what about Mike?”
“I thought you were going to say and what about Harold.”
“No, Mike's made of gas.”

TVM, Mike, and Amanda

planning his future armadillo groomscake

Mike — 2008-02-21 13:55:37

“Ok, but only if we can have our faces on the armadillo. You can put me on the a** end if you want.”

Mike

when asked by the waiter if he and Brian were together

Mike — 2008-01-28 06:01:28

“I'd just like to make the distinction that we're sharing a pizza but we're not together.”

Mike

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Mike — 2008-01-26 21:12:32

“Nobody is rubbing Mike's leg hair but Mike.”

Mike