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<title>Peter's Quotes on Amanda's Quotebook</title>
<description>Funny things, said or overheard over the years. If you don't get it, you may just have to be there next time.</description>
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<item><title>Fake My Little Pony</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;That smells like my Pirates of the Caribbean - the Ride  &#8221;<p>Peter</p>]]></description><author>Peter</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3098</link><pubDate>2011-03-19 18:06:00</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3098</guid></item><item><title>soundtracks</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Nothing sets the mood like a kazoo.&#8221;<p>Peter</p>]]></description><author>Peter</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3085</link><pubDate>2009-07-20 07:27:44</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3085</guid></item><item><title>about Word's autoformatting</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I do not want a bulletted list right now!&#8221;<p>Peter</p>]]></description><author>Peter</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3070</link><pubDate>2009-04-27 10:18:54</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3070</guid></item><item><title>regarding Hardee's 1/2 lb. burgers</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;You don't always need a 1,400 calorie meal&#8221;<p>Peter</p>]]></description><author>Peter</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3056</link><pubDate>2009-02-20 10:26:27</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3056</guid></item><item><title>on white balancing</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;It doesn't have to look this bad.&#8221;<p>Peter</p>]]></description><author>Peter</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2701</link><pubDate>2008-03-01 13:12:56</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2701</guid></item><item><title>on royalty free music</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Some still have the cheese horns in them.&#8221;<p>Peter</p>]]></description><author>Peter</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2700</link><pubDate>2008-03-01 13:12:39</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2700</guid></item><item><title>what not to say to women</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;You're looking plumper.&#8221;<br />&#8220;...just like my pancakes.&#8221;<p>Amanda and Peter</p>]]></description><author>Amanda and Peter</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2699</link><pubDate>2008-03-01 13:12:19</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2699</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;You're going to another party with a smaller screen and less fun people.&#8221;<p>Peter</p>]]></description><author>Peter</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2635</link><pubDate>2008-02-04 07:15:44</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2635</guid></item><item><title>Peter got the Garbage Burger</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;It kinda smells like Garbage Burger.&#8221;<br />&#8220;Sorry.&#8221;<p>Jason and Peter</p>]]></description><author>Jason and Peter</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2540</link><pubDate>2008-01-23 05:55:22</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2540</guid></item><item><title>bathroom reading</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;When else are you going to read your credit card agreements.&#8221;<p>Peter</p>]]></description><author>Peter</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2525</link><pubDate>2008-01-14 07:44:53</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2525</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I like how you're using Hurley's butt as a writing table.&#8221;<p>Peter</p>]]></description><author>Peter</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2456</link><pubDate>2007-12-04 09:35:24</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2456</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Little Savannah&#8221;<br />&#8220;They call her Big Georgia behind her back.&#8221;<p>Peter and TVM</p>]]></description><author>Peter and TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2452</link><pubDate>2007-12-04 09:32:12</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2452</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;My entire dinner consisted of nothing over 2 inches cubed.&#8221;<p>Peter</p>]]></description><author>Peter</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2439</link><pubDate>2007-12-04 09:24:59</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2439</guid></item><item><title>a housal blessing</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Thank you for showing us your house. May it be warm and a house for all its days.&#8221;<p>Peter</p>]]></description><author>Peter</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2436</link><pubDate>2007-12-01 22:14:52</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2436</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I think you've messed it up already.&#8221;<p>Peter</p>]]></description><author>Peter</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2435</link><pubDate>2007-12-01 22:14:26</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2435</guid></item></channel>
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