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<item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Don't make that face. You scare me.&#8221;<br />&#8220;It's the face God gave me. You'll just have to toughen up.&#8221;<p>Ross and Teresa</p>]]></description><author>Ross and Teresa</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3033</link><pubDate>2009-01-04 18:19:13</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3033</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Did you see what they did to that rental car on Jacka**?&#8221;<p>Ross</p>]]></description><author>Ross</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2694</link><pubDate>2008-03-01 13:10:14</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2694</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I go commando.&#8221;<br />&#8220;Gross.&#8221;<p>Ross and Gwen</p>]]></description><author>Ross and Gwen</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2478</link><pubDate>2007-12-17 11:25:13</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2478</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Just go home to get drunk....HELLO!!&#8221;<br />&#8220;That's called a problem.&#8221;<p>Ross and Brad</p>]]></description><author>Ross and Brad</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2464</link><pubDate>2007-12-05 10:47:13</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2464</guid></item><item><title>on elbowing someone</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;That's a mega foul.&#8221;<p>Ross</p>]]></description><author>Ross</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2459</link><pubDate>2007-12-05 09:45:03</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2459</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I don't drink cause you can't drive when you're drunk.&#8221;<p>Ross</p>]]></description><author>Ross</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2387</link><pubDate>2007-11-26 07:53:42</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2387</guid></item><item><title>to Elissa</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;What color is your hair naturally? Cause it looks the same as your eyebrows.&#8221;<p>Ross</p>]]></description><author>Ross</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2381</link><pubDate>2007-11-26 07:51:48</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2381</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;When we have the group hug, I want to stand between two girls.&#8221;<br />&#8220;I think the group picture was hug enough for most of us.&#8221;<p>Ross and Mike</p>]]></description><author>Ross and Mike</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2352</link><pubDate>2007-11-19 21:03:31</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2352</guid></item><item><title>to Matt</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Isn't that the loser who's dating your sister?&#8221;<br />&#8220;I want to be the loser dating your sister.&#8221;<p>Brett and Ross</p>]]></description><author>Brett and Ross</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2335</link><pubDate>2007-11-18 14:23:09</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2335</guid></item><item><title>community showers</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Not yet.&#8221;<p>Ross</p>]]></description><author>Ross</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2121</link><pubDate>2007-09-19 19:50:20</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2121</guid></item><item><title>on skating collisions </title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Don't make me laugh, my side hurts.&#8221;<p>Ross</p>]]></description><author>Ross</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2088</link><pubDate>2007-09-09 19:48:39</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2088</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I'll bring my truck over to your crib.&#8221;<p>Ross</p>]]></description><author>Ross</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2013</link><pubDate>2007-09-01 12:37:33</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2013</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Oh, this is Michael Jackson before he was white.&#8221;<p>Ross</p>]]></description><author>Ross</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1803</link><pubDate>2007-08-06 20:41:57</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1803</guid></item><item><title>on his ultimate frisbee skills</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;If it helps, I suck.&#8221;<p>Ross</p>]]></description><author>Ross</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1342</link><pubDate>2007-05-09 06:13:07</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1342</guid></item><item><title>about the world being the color orange</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Yeah, you should just move on.&#8221;<p>Ross</p>]]></description><author>Ross</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1224</link><pubDate>2007-04-23 10:06:31</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/1224</guid></item></channel>
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