Steph's Quotes on Amanda's Quotebook

about the mysterious cardboard box by the parking lot

Erin R. and Steph — 2009-01-15 06:50:40

“Is that a cardboard box in the treeline?”
“Yes, I believe it is.”
“I'm worried that there are kittens in it. I'll have to check later.”
“If there are kittens in it then they'll probably be frozen by later. I'll send an e-mail to Jon and see if he checked the box for kittens ... Deep-set emotional issues?”
“(Worried Face) I found a frozen cat once.”
“I did too, come to think of it, but it was in the freezer.”
“Truly traumatizing.”

Erin R. and Steph

about a friend's salvation

Steph and Dorothy — 2008-11-06 07:11:39

“He got saved on Monday.”
“How is that good news?”
“What do you mean?”
“How is getting tasered good news?”
“SAVED, not tasered!”

Steph and Dorothy

about biblical metaphors for farm sitting

Steph and Dorothy — 2008-10-23 07:31:33

“How does it go? You throw your pearls to pigs?”
“NO!! You NEVER throw your pearls to pigs!?!”

Steph and Dorothy

on Harrodsburg Road, proving just how terrible her distance vision is

Steph — 2008-07-22 05:22:18

“Is THAT a UNICYCLE!?”

Steph

on how to solve interdepartmental disagreements

Seminar presenter, Steph — 2008-07-11 12:37:30

“How do you solve a disagreement between members of the art department and editorial?”
“Cage fight.”

Seminar presenter, Steph

said while editing a story about how a mounted patrol horse encountered some scantily clad cyclists in a demonstration in front of the White House

Steph — 2008-06-12 13:10:51

“Never squander an opportunity for the use of naked alliteration.”

Steph

about the Alias premiere (Jan 2005)

Steph — 2008-04-23 19:41:30

“There's going to be a fight scene with slabs of beef.”

Steph

an MRI on Stephanie

Erin R. and Steph — 2008-02-27 08:27:21

“Is that your head?”
“No, thankfully.”
“Whose is it?”
“Oh, a dead horse. ”

Erin R. and Steph

about the after-effects of sinus lavage.

Steph and Erin R. — 2008-01-10 11:00:34

“I hate it when the Indian Ocean decides to hang out in my left sinus cavity.”
“It can't be the Indian Ocean. If it were, it'd smell like curry.”

Steph and Erin R.

about grammar lovers to her Grammar, Punctuation, and Usage online class teacher

Steph — 2007-12-12 13:35:36

“Do you think if someone were obsessed with grammar they would name their child Gerund?”

Steph

about her old laptop backpack that she gifted to Erin R., who appreciates it much more than she does

Steph — 2007-11-29 11:22:43

“Whenever I wore it I felt like a Transformer: ready to convert into something else and launch into the sky.”

Steph

Hallelujah Peeps (tm)

Steph — 2007-11-07 07:40:24

“I still think Hallelujah Peeps are a fantastic idea. I'd like to think of them more as an Easter witnessing tool, but most people I've talked to say they're not OK with eating Jesus. ”

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on how sometimes there's such a thing as too much honesty in the span of five minutes.

Steph — 2007-10-22 13:58:05

“That was the night he confessed his former attraction to me at the wedding and then again at the funeral in one sentence, but then said that he had 'met someone'--named Steve--in the next.”

Steph

Erin's workplace frustration

Erin R. and Steph — 2007-10-10 13:53:11

“I want to kick something!!! (gesticulating wildly)”
“Don't kick me. Step away from the Stephanie. Here, throw this peach at him.”
“Just think of how satisfying that "sqwoosh" would be!?!”

Erin R. and Steph

on planning the circus-theme halloween event.

Steph and Erin R. — 2007-10-08 07:42:02

“You could be the fire-breathing lady.”
“OK, but first I need to figure out how to breathe fire.”

Steph and Erin R.