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<item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;That's why I don't run...it looks like Quasimodo.&#8221;<p>TVM</p>]]></description><author>TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3068</link><pubDate>2009-04-03 17:06:31</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3068</guid></item><item><title>about the sorority dance off</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;In our defense, we're raising cans to feel the homeless.&#8221;<br />&#8220;I think they'd rather see the dancing.&#8221;<p>Mindy and TVM</p>]]></description><author>Mindy and TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3067</link><pubDate>2009-04-03 17:05:47</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3067</guid></item><item><title>to Jason</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Self tanner of vocabulary.&#8221;<p>TVM</p>]]></description><author>TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3063</link><pubDate>2009-04-03 16:42:56</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3063</guid></item><item><title>Some people just have nice speaking voices.</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;You sound like butter.&#8221;<p>TVM</p>]]></description><author>TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3015</link><pubDate>2008-11-11 13:10:16</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3015</guid></item><item><title>on when people seem like they are leaving</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Amanda and I can sense abandonment.&#8221;<p>TVM</p>]]></description><author>TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3010</link><pubDate>2008-11-05 07:11:41</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/3010</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;sending print jobs is like shipping kids off to college: be safe, dear. Call if you need me. Keep linked files close. Stay away from the RGB.&#8221;<p>TVM</p>]]></description><author>TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2929</link><pubDate>2008-08-15 10:26:01</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2929</guid></item><item><title>on marrying someone who was dying just to be nice</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Then something would happen. They'd be cured, and you'd be stuck with them.&#8221;<p>TVM</p>]]></description><author>TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2886</link><pubDate>2008-07-14 14:16:58</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2886</guid></item><item><title>on would you ask a friend to marry you if you knew you were dying</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;If I had that card, I'd probably play it.&#8221;<p>TVM</p>]]></description><author>TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2885</link><pubDate>2008-07-14 14:16:06</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2885</guid></item><item><title>more single girls on campus than single guys</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;We lived it.&#8221;<p>TVM</p>]]></description><author>TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2884</link><pubDate>2008-07-14 14:15:34</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2884</guid></item><item><title>on having another lunchtime diet coke</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;If I guzzle it, I would get back in time to meet someone important and let out a belch of Biblical proportions.&#8221;<p>TVM</p>]]></description><author>TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2883</link><pubDate>2008-07-14 14:15:00</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2883</guid></item><item><title>on removing clothes during Ultimate</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Greco-Roman Frisbee is on Thursdays.&#8221;<p>TVM</p>]]></description><author>TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2876</link><pubDate>2008-07-07 17:26:00</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2876</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Bob Saget has air pockets.&#8221;<p>TVM</p>]]></description><author>TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2837</link><pubDate>2008-06-14 13:23:48</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2837</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;I bought me a ladder and climbed it.&#8221;<p>TVM</p>]]></description><author>TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2836</link><pubDate>2008-06-14 13:23:26</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2836</guid></item><item><title>on how Brett is doing things out of character</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Your going to buy a Saturn after this.&#8221;<p>TVM</p>]]></description><author>TVM</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2815</link><pubDate>2008-06-09 17:38:19</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2815</guid></item><item><title>New Quote</title><description><![CDATA[&#8220;Girls don't fart...&#8221;<br />&#8220;...they leak.&#8221;<p>Amanda, TVM, and Hannah</p>]]></description><author>Amanda, TVM, and Hannah</author><link>http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2796</link><pubDate>2008-05-27 11:02:14</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://quotes.petervcook.com/item/2796</guid></item></channel>
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