Tim's Quotes on Amanda's Quotebook

to Amanda after staying up until 3am the night before

Tim — 2008-05-16 08:04:31

“You're slurring your words a bit and you're extra sensitive.”

Tim

about Amanda's colorful tank top underneath her white shirt

Tim — 2008-05-16 06:05:20

“I thought you were wearing a bathing suit under your shirt.”

Tim

about someone subbing in the office

Tim — 2008-04-21 07:22:37

“I get nervous when I can't see him.”

Tim

New Quote

Tim — 2008-02-07 06:09:54

“They say men have no peripheral vision because they were made for hunting. I was not made for hunting. I was made for nothing.”

Tim

on No Shave November

Tim — 2007-11-16 08:53:25

“I never formalized my lack of hygiene.”

Tim

to Amanda

Tim — 2007-09-28 09:25:46

“Adulthood is going to be hard on you.”

Tim

New Quote

Tim — 2007-06-01 06:45:06

“I'll turn the music on to drown out your voices.”

Tim

New Quote

Tim — 2007-04-19 11:35:09

“Your toenails are in a lot better shape than my toenails.”

Tim

New Quote

Tim — 2007-04-06 13:32:51

“If they don't nap by parade time, it could get ugly.”

Tim

about Disneyworld

Tim — 2007-04-06 13:32:51

“All I know is that the girls need to see some princesses.”

Tim

New Quote

Tim — 2007-04-06 13:32:51

“Am I the only one who thought she chewed the key?...I guess so.”

Tim

about a clogged toilet

Tim — 2007-04-06 13:32:51

“Those toilets are pretty powerful, especially those handicap ones.”

Tim

about his interpretive dancing

Tim — 2007-04-06 13:32:51

“It was NOT a strip tease.”

Tim

about morning annoucements

Tim — 2007-04-06 13:32:51

“No giggles.”

Tim

after spilling water all over

Tim — 2007-04-06 13:32:50

“It was either swear or scream like a girl. I chose scream like a girl...I'm not sure that was the best option.”

Tim